unluckyheist started following you

thelateireneadler:

Good evening. 

Definitely a good one.

Hey — the name’s Felix. And you would be?

drewfromaweb:

Still sounds pretty bad, to be honest.

Deal. Then I’ll be able to make fun of you easier.

… Whatever I desire? That could be a dangerous amount of power to bestow upon someone.

Don’t knock it ‘till you try it.

[ pffhaha. ]

Alright, alright. So rude to the poor, lil’ ol’ me.

… true. But I trust you not to abuse it. Something like a benefit of doubt.

onceaspoiler:

More than you think. College girl with a night part-time job, remember?
I think it’d be interesting to actually see you teach in front of a class.
Though I doubt hardly anyone would be concentrating, really. 

I swear to god if I have to go steal something back again I’m going to kick you.

.. I thought it was just dogs that could see in monochrome?

» snickers. see what she did there.

I do, I do. How could I possibly forget?
… heh. Flattering as always. If all the students are like you, then I doubt I’d be able to concentrate myself, honestly.

If you were to steal back everything I steal, I’m afraid you’d have to drop college, vigilantism and your whole life altogether.

… fair point. ~ No one said that I see in monochrome, though.
I like to call colors by the corresponding jewels, though. You know, ruby instead of red?

Much better.

[ snort. ]

(Source: unluckyheist)

onceaspoiler:

Hey! It’s not like my darling tutor has been around y’know.
Plus I’ll have you know that I’ve been doing homework and kicking ass. Sometimes at the same time.

Fine by me! Just make sure the color matches or it’d be a little awkward wearing mismatching shades of purple. The exact shade is called eggplant, by the way. 

I apologize. Busy, busy — you know how it is.
… then I guess I have no further complaints. As long as you’re not ignoring your schoolwork — and I’m starting to sound like a legitimate, boring professor.

New job opportunity.

… eggplant. Noted.
Although, I’m just a guy, and everyone knows how guys are with colors. Shades don’t really exist for us.

(Source: unluckyheist)

drewfromaweb:

I guess this is acceptable. For now. So what’s your cat suit like? Do you show that much boob? It’s kinda weird to picture a dude in FeFe’s suit.

You believe me. I am the hero of this story after all.

… — not exactly. It does show a little chest though. But eh, no fuzzy add-ons, looser pants, so… it’s not that bad. Then again, that’s just my biased opinion.

I’ll show you one day and you can decide for yourself.

Whatever the lady desires.

[ snickers. ]

drewfromaweb:

I haven’t decided whether that’s a good thing or not yet. Also, Skrulls. Don’t trust them worth an dime. I am the one and only.

Why wouldn’t it be? A little variety never killed anyone before, you know.

[ snorts. ]

Maybe, maybe not. Didn’t seem exactly hostile — and, that’s pretty much what every single version of every single person says.

Hard to decide who to believe.

drewfromaweb:

unluckyheist started following you

‘Sup bitchcakes? You remind me of someone else I know. Who’re you?

That’s probably because you know my female self.

The name’s Black Cat — or just Felix. And you must be Jessica? I’ve met a different version of you.

unluckyheist started following you

webofvenom:

[Venom tilts their head and stares] Interesting. What brings you out here, then, Felix?

[ bows theatrically and shrugs. ]

Nothing in particular; not tonight, anyway. Sightseeing, maybe — or simply a walk.

Cats don’t need ulterior motives to wander around, you know.